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worldofthecutestcuties:

Put my son to sleep in his new onesie, woke up to a bear raiding my drawers.

worldofthecutestcuties:

Put my son to sleep in his new onesie, woke up to a bear raiding my drawers.

16 hours ago · 125,267 notes · reblog

thenamallama:

acktopus:

weimeraner:

every show needs a musical episode. even if it’s terribly out of place and confusing and nobody on the cast can sing it needs a musical episode. musical episodes

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can´t argue with that

16 hours ago · 92,629 notes · reblog

easied:

*this pizza serves 4-6 people*

bitch, the only person eating this pizza is me

16 hours ago · 757,905 notes · reblog

ghosturie:

patrick-stumps:

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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I͔̟̠̻̽̋̌͋͌́̆T̶̠̖̙͙͈̐͂S̽ͥͣ̄̄̚͝ ͖̞̈́͗̄̿͐O̠̪̙͊ͯ͒͐͐̐̐Cͭ̃͛́T̍ͣ́ͮͩŎ̈́҉Ḅ̞ͦ̾̄͗̓͛͘E̸̥̩̦̝̲̊̉͋̅̋̒̿R̲̝͔̪̬͎̯̎̋

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paintdeath:

Gay rights activists kiss as they are detained by police officers during a gay rights protest in St. Petersburg

paintdeath:

Gay rights activists kiss as they are detained by police officers during a gay rights protest in St. Petersburg

17 hours ago · 49,738 notes · reblog

craftbeerhallputsch:

specterofcommunism:

zhouenlaid:

heroque:

kingcheddarxvii:

Had a dream just now that Macklemore was named TIME magazine’s Most Muggable Musician and he showed up at an interview to accept the award and they mugged him

What’s the point of mugging someone who only has $20 in their pocket

$20 can get you many peanuts

explain how

Money can be exchanged for goods and services

17 hours ago · 610,482 notes · reblog

theravennest:

rizaoftheowls:

hugh-danced-the-dancy:

leonardodiretardo:

i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.

I dont think i have ever heard the term useless paperclip used as an insult before.

clearly you never tried to write a word document in the 90s

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nowaki-star:

peanutbuttergamegrumps:

this fic is a work of art

I fucking love My Immortal.

holztoons:

Boys and girls of every age, wouldn’t you like to see something strange?

holztoons:

Boys and girls of every age, wouldn’t you like to see something strange?

creaseintime:

are you ready to get

creaseintime:

are you ready to get

creaseintime:

SPOOKY

creaseintime:

SPOOKY