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Hold my fucking hand, loser. We’re using the buddy system for the rest of our lives.
— How I’m going to propose  (via keepmywhiskeyneat)
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bromar:

*goes to england*

me: excuse me, what time is it?

brit: time wots that m8?

*big ben chimes*

everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*

brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG

almostcrazycatlady98:

Cats being cats 

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giggle:

giggle:

what do you call a fast zombie?

a zoooombie

rinklife:

pansysky:

spookytox:

reaill:

grimfemme:

I just wanted to eat breakfast ;(

welp now we know the distinction between the two

Have….have people…not eaten shredded wheat before? The regular sized ones?

You put it in a bowl and pour milk on it (with sugar + cinnamon if you’re not some lunatic fiber satan who just wants to eat wheat strings) and let it soak a bit before breaking it up and eating bite sized portions with your spoon.

DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW THIS?!

NONE OF US KNEW THAT

Lunatic fiber satan

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oknope:

doing a math question on a multiple choice test and getting an answer that isnt even listed as one of the choices

image

snezzing:

stunningpicture:

I was at a horse race yesterday when some kid lost his balloon…

i just showed my friends this picture and they were both very concerned for the well-being of this horse

snezzing:

stunningpicture:

I was at a horse race yesterday when some kid lost his balloon…

i just showed my friends this picture and they were both very concerned for the well-being of this horse

catchaglimpseofalleble:

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

Oh i get it now.

catchaglimpseofalleble:

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

Oh i get it now.

butimthevillain:

brolinapproved:

catchaglimpseofalleble:

nikkysclit:

Can you not?

AHG, I fucked this up!

omfg I’ve seen the high school musical post about 15 times and I’ve never understood why it had so many notes. Now I finally understand

WHY WOULD YOU NOT REBLOG BOTH PARTS DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO FIND THIS?!?!?!

butimthevillain:

brolinapproved:

catchaglimpseofalleble:

nikkysclit:

Can you not?

AHG, I fucked this up!

omfg I’ve seen the high school musical post about 15 times and I’ve never understood why it had so many notes. Now I finally understand

WHY WOULD YOU NOT REBLOG BOTH PARTS DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO FIND THIS?!?!?!

rlmjob:

okay but this one is all too real

rlmjob:

okay but this one is all too real

necrophilofthefuture:

If bees aren’t around to fertilize crops, we lose many food species. Colony collapse disorder seems to be caused by certain pesticides, parasites, and harsh winters. Save the bees. 

necrophilofthefuture:

If bees aren’t around to fertilize crops, we lose many food species. Colony collapse disorder seems to be caused by certain pesticides, parasites, and harsh winters. Save the bees.